Potato Sack Again

Do I prefer being in paper or burlap?

Mom is so happy I look like an animated potato.

I'm totally flipping you off in here.

New Friend

This is my new friend. He's tipped over.

Here he is upright. Nice recovery buddy.

He's telling me a secret about getting to sleep.

It's a fine secret.

I'll give you a hint: it's got to do with counting.

Chillin on Grandma

Yup, I'm jus chillin.

Grandma Fruiterman's chillin too.

I'm resting my eyes is all.

See, I'm a W.A.B. (wide awake baby).

I gots a bad case a mush face.

Pediatrician Visit

Where we goin'?

The Doctor? Here's what I think of that!

I'm gonna get two shots?!

Me and mommy are hittin' up a white trash party later.

That stick needs a Popsicle on it.

I forgot to bring my doctor scrubs.

After the crying comes the sleeping.

PUMA

A little baby born in the ghetto.

Mad kicks G.

Your lid is on crooked.

Meet Dr. Gray

I'll be doing your surgery today. My mom will assist.

Nurse, I need a diapy change, stat!

This is actually my first surgery, but don't worry.

See, that didn't hurt me one bit.

Here's your bill, biotches!

Did you ever see that slasher flick "Dr. Giggles"?

Pre-Christmas 2

I wonder if we'll have a live tree this year.

Christmas Eve

Hey, guys. Whoa, big gulps, huh?

All right. Well, see you later.

This is like that scary movie about chicks in a cave.

Come closer.

Closer.

Whoa bro slow your roll!

Mother's Milk Ship

It's approaching the station.

Initiate docking procedure.

Happy 1st Pre-Christmas

Bright lights, small baby

Someday this will be eggnog.

Fake tree keepin' it fake.

Swirlhead

You are getting sleepy.

Try to Keep Up

I'm going over there.

Now over there (foot point!).

Okay let's just chill here awhile.

Shadow Baby

I'm gonna freak mom out a little.

I'm freaking myself out now.

Milkface

Whatcha thinkin bout G?

Suckin.

Wanna try the good stuff?

Yeaaah Boyyy!

BOOM goes the dynamite.

Let's hold hands during this part.

Get a grip G.

Location change!

Momma said knock me out.