I Love Going Outside, Is What I've Been Told

I'm smiling on the inside.

This is not "Get me out of here!" It just looks that way.

This is so awesome, I'll never forgive you.

Late Night Dance Party

"Let it roll, baby roll!"

Slowed my roll to a stop. But soon!

That music is delightful? Who is it?

Whoa no way PETER FRAMPTON?!

I need to suck on that one a while.

I think my tooth is loose. Wait I don't have teeth!

This is how the dance party always begins.

Mom likes it when I get that cute grip on her arm.

"Dog is watching us, from a distance."

I Love Mommy

It's noon, and the baby dinosaurs have awakened.

This is my super-casual pose.

This is my super-camouflaged pose.

This is my same-pose-one-second-later pose.

My suit says "I heart Mo." Who's Mo?

I heart MILK!

Look into my eyes.

What you staring at bro?

I'm jus joshin ya.

Had ya goin there for a sec didn't I?

This is me at 50% happy.

97%!

Boggy Blog Total Request

Wathuuuuuuuup!

Chillin. Peein.

Phasers on stun!

The buggy is back in service!

Nice boy when I'm asleep heh heh.

A Rockin' New Outfit

Baby Yoga Basics

My Mommy & My Truck

Mommy love is da best luv.

That UFO is still out there. It's still out there.

For my next trick, I will suck this jacket down my windpipe.

My eyes are like flying saucers that see flying saucers.

This is my truck. Fact.

What, you don't believe me bro?

Told you.

This is my family minus the ones with tails.

I was handsome in '03 before it was cool or I was born.

What's that? Just a super rare Victorian Potato Bird is all.

Back Porch Life

It was a sunny day, so I decided to vibe the porch swing.

Is that a UFO? I want to believe!

My impression of a fat Southern moonshiner.